Monday, July 03, 2006
Movie Blog Updates
Movie Weblog The Fake Life was updated today - a development that surprised both its writing staff and reader.
"It wasn't me," said Katanga. "I had hand cramp from milking my pigs". Charlie Brigden, currently unable to see Superman Returns on account of living in England, stared blankly at TFL's reporter while scraping his splintered, stained fingernails across his desk. Andrew, who admitted writing the update, said "I only watch movies for the popcorn, honest".
TFL's reader, who chose to remain anonymous, said "at least it's better than those crappy commentaries".
TFL hopes to update again sometime before Jesus comes to kill us for watching X-Men 3.
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